Roll a six-sided die and consult the guidance counselor.
High School for Careers in Alchemy
Hungry Howard* Pit Fighting Academy
The Abbey of St. Kekkell the Unscrupulous’s School of the Demiurge
Pandimensional Merchant Academy
Pickman’s* School of the Esoteric Visual Arts
The Vance** School of Arcane Etymology
*Robert E. Howard, no less
**This is an H.P. Lovecraft reference
***Jack Vance, that is, whose spell names were very long and very odd, such as “The Chain of Untiring Nourishment”
