Roll a six-sided die and consult the guidance counselor.
High School for Careers in Alchemy
Hungry Howard* Pit Fighting Academy
The Abbey of St. Kekkell the Unscrupulous’s School of the Demiurge
Pandimensional Merchant Academy
Pickman’s* School of the Esoteric Visual Arts
The Vance** School of Arcane Etymology
*Robert E. Howard, no less
**This is an H.P. Lovecraft reference
***Jack Vance, that is, whose spell names were very long and very odd, such as “The Chain of Untiring Nourishment”
Yes, Hungry Howard would be a good name for a wrestler!
ReplyDeleteI'm leaning toward Pandimensional Merchant Academy....I have to admit, though, I don't know the allusions....
ReplyDeleteI love the esoteric arts!
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